Coat please, hold the sugar

Hello dear fans, this is Tyce. I finally got around to being able to climb on to the computer desk and tell you the real story behind my first 7 months of existence. It's been a crazy ride so far - I don't remember much about the stork but, I must've flown first class because my first memory is of being in this hotel room with all kinds of nice, luxurious furniture. I believe they called it a "delivery room", which kinda confused me cuz we never got any pizza "delivered". Not that I could've gotten any, com'on, I could barely open my eyes back in those days - let alone control my hands to hold a slice.
All I remember during the first 3 months was eating, pooping and sleeping...oh wait, I also remember blurry people making gestures at me - apparently not realizing I could only see about two inches in front of me. How quickly do adults forget what it's like to be 3, months. Did you know that if you click on any picture on this blog you get to see it bigger (and better)? Click on my pic on the left and you'll see how much better my Mohawk looks. Thank Jenny for that.
Speaking of pics, I had some taken at 6 months at a mall studio: http://www.flickr.com/lounatic77

I am getting better at standing myself up if I have something to grab. Everyone wants to know if I'm crawling. No, I'm not crawling in the "traditional" way, but yes, I can crawl backwards like a crab, like you wouldn't believe. Mommy is going through tax-season and still manages to prepare my bottles and get me all fixed up in the morning. She also drops me off at daycare. Daddy picks me up and takes me to the gym with him every evening (after feeding me and changing me). It's a good life, can't complain. The gym daycare chicks are hot. Justo and Jenny play with me all the time and give me so much love. Someone please check Jenny's birth certificate cuz, you can't be 15 years old and handle me like such a pro.
Grandpa and "mamina" came to visit me at the beginning of this month. That was fun. They drove this big bus from Miami. Not sure why they use such a big car. None of the other people they brought along said hi. Weird.

The point of my writing this is to inform you that not everything is as rosy as daddy has made it look on previous articles - there has been an unexposed dark side to these first 7 months. So just like I learned by watching Advanced Baby Einstein DVDs, I put together a short documentary that outlines some of the low points in my short life. Enjoy them, just not too much...